People come up with everything. I recently took a test to determine how “gay” I was. The test showed I was 26% gay and I was advised to loosen up a bit, since most women just dig “sensitive” men.

Hmmm… maybe this is just the beginning. Maybe I should take that test that’ll show what kind of bitch I am. On second thought, maybe not. If I take the test, that means I admit to being a bitch boy. I’ve always felt “bitch boy” was oxymoronic. I’m not about to admit I’m one. That got me thinking. I may take the slut test one of these days. However, "slut boy" is pretty oxymoronic too. I'll take a cue from Deuce Bigalow and scour the web for tests that find out if I'm acting like a "man-whore" flaunting my "man-gina".

On the other hand, if I take the Buddhist route and try to find out what breed of Dog or what kind of monkey I am, I might just gain some insight on how to enlighten myself and transcend my earthly suffering. Or I could maybe get to know my aura better and empower my chakra towards eternal bliss. Ah! Nirvana may not be too far off.

But wait! I just remembered I aced the >"How Evil Are You" test. I'm a regular Sauron now. Maybe it's too late for me :-(