The other day, I saw a lot of these upright streamers hung along the road that goes the length of Clarkfield. Here's how I reacted:

"Slogan"
[My thoughts]

"GMA means progress"
[Hell, yeah! Look at all the progress we've achieved digging ourselves deeper into foreign debt.]

"GMA means jobs"
[Jobs! Yes! LOST JOBS! A lot of people already lost theirs in the last 2 yrs of her presidency. Hello???]

"GMA means democracy"
[What democracy??? ]

"GMA means fights against drugs"
[Uh, okey. I'll just tell the neighborhood meth peddler that the prez is looking him.]

"GMA means education"
[We sure need a lot of that. Just look at the previous slogan.]

"GMA means youth development"
[Okey, I'll just have to hide the memory of begging 4-yr olds in my subconscious.]