Who in their right mind would waste US$ 14.95 on something like a Boogerboard? Apparently, the same kind of folk who would be willing to carve out a car from a 3,500-pound chunk of cheddar cheese to "support the new and cheesy paint scheme on Labonte's No. 5 Kellogg's-"Got Milk?" auto". Why don't they just donate the cheese (or better yet, the money they used to buy the cheese) to some starving village in Africa or some other impoverished corner of the earth? That'll be a better tribute, don't ya think?