I tried this Relationship Tester found by a friend of mine. It's on iVillage. The test was a breeze, around 30 or so quetions about how me and my mate handle everyday situations. The results were surprising. According to the test our relationship's on "shaky ground" and not very stable at all. It did say that my intimacy skills were great, but it also said that I and my partner were, "most likely involved in an unhealthy sensitivity cycle." You can view the result of my actual test here

Anyway, I was already prepared to accept the facts that were outlined in the results when I scrolled down the result page. There was a recommendation, "if you want to improve on your relationship safely and successfully, this is how. Your Relationship Help Book gives you all the information you need. Your Conversation Preparation Session helps you make the right decisions." They even sent me email recommending I purchase a, "Detailed Relationship Analysis (which) include(s) one Conversation Preparation Session, REGULAR PRICE: $19.95, INTRODUCTORY OFFER: $14.95 (Limited Time Only)."

Mercenaries...